Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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