Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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