I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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