Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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