thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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