Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
FUCK WHALES
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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