When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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