Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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