Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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