Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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