In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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