What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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