Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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