It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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