I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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