You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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