why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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