who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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