There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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