You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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