Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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