woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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