he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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