Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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