There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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