the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
