help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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