Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
high people should be assigned attendants
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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