Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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