He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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