Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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