butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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