I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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