What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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