Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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