TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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