Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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