I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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