Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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