Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You dont lie about slip and slides
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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