she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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