I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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