omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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