we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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