i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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