Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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