I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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