This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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