we have pet lesbian snakes
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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