so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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