Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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