Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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