was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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