I'm going to rape someone's good day.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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