Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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