Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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