It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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