Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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