Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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